I don’t know to swim
A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!
Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?”
The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : – “If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?”
And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!”
A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: ” now tell me! If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?”
Husband replied: “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you.”
Wife refused to relent: “No, you have to jump into the water, and have to save one of us”. Whom will you save ?
Husband replied: “Then you will surely die…. because I don’t know to swim …. and my mom will definitely save me first.”