One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, “How much…
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: “Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be…
A man gets stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish. “Do you have a permit for all these fish?” the warden asks. “No sir. These are all my…
Roger received a notification that he needed to update his account password. After staring at the empty password field for a few minutes, he had it! He typed his new password: potato….
A doctor and a chartered accountant were at a party. They were enjoying a couple of drinks and some good conversation when the doctor asked, “How do I manage this delicate issue…
The farmer had all the answers about the cows. Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A…
Always self-conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Andy Brown would interview a future employee, he would ask him, “What do you notice different about me?” If the employee would mention his…
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send three astronauts to space for three years. NASA allowed each of them to take 95 kilos of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to…