Jack and Suzie, both in their seventies, are driving to the beach when they decide to stop at a nice restaurant for a bite to eat. After finishing their meal, they get…
Little Moishie Goldberg was the only Jewish kid in his entire school. While he got along with mostly everyone, one teacher – Mr. White was particularly mean. One day Mr. White was…
Mary hasn’t been sleeping well thanks to her husband Andy so she goes to her doctor for help. “Dr. Smith , I can’t sleep. My husband Andy has a habit of talking…
Five old men are playing poker one night, when Andy loses $1000 on a single hand, stands up, clutches his chest and drops dead on the floor. The other four stand up,…
Suzie was flying back home with her seven year old son Max from visiting her parents in Florida. As they got off the plane Max asked his mom, “So who is picking…
Tom Smith was a new recruit in the British Army. On his first day, an officer came up to him and said, “What is your name?” “Tom Smith,” he replied. The officer…
Little Johnny’s dog Lassie was sick and the boy was afraid that his dad would come back from the bet with bad news. As his dad stepped through the door with Lassie…
Jane Brown walked in to the dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” she asked. “It’s $130,″ was the prompt reply. “$130!” gasped…