A rich Texan told the president of the University of Texas, “I want to set you up with a billion-dollar endowment fund, with but one condition.” “What’s the condition?” asked the U.T…
Hitler dies and goes in front of a hell gate… St. Peter is waiting, judging him. They stand in silence when Hitler breaks it:” St. Peter, where am I?” “Hell, Hitler.” he…
John and his wife went to the state fair every year. Each time, John would say, “I’d like to ride in that airplane.” And every year, his wife would say, “I know,…
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me 100 baby chickens.” The co-op…
A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their…
So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would…