A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round…
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. “Guess…
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “we fill…
A priest walks into a bar and asks the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man says he does. “Then stand over there my son.” The…
A mother asked her son to lose their cat somewhere in the jungle. The boy obeyed. The boy returned home and reported to his mom. Son: Mom! I led the cat far…