A farmer was in court being questioned by a lawyer. The lawyer asks the farmer ‘did you tell the officer you were fine?’ The farmer replies ‘well I was crossing the road…
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The…
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper…
A psychiatrist who is seeing a patient for the first time gives him the Rorschach ink blot test. He shows the patient the first card and asks what he sees. He looks…
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone…