Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yelled one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!” yelled the other. “Maybe it would…
A little boy goes to his father one day and says, “Daddy, what is politics?” “Well,” his father replied, “let me try to explain it to you this way. Let’s say that…
Jesus walks into a bar. He sees a Russian man with a glass of water. Jesus asks “My son, are you a believer?” The Russian replies “No.” With a wave of his…
A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to the man and asked, “Have…
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, “Do you have any military experience?” The…
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, which expressed “Deepest Sympathy”. While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang….
Three contractors are at a theme park to bid for a job repairing fences â one is from New York, one from Texas and the third from Florida. First to bid is…
Albert Einstein was getting bored with making the same speech over and over again at different meetings, so one night, after a long day, his chauffeur jokingly said, “I’ve heard your speech…