A man calls the National Security Agency…



Man: Hello, I heard you record all our phone conversations, is that correct?

Agent: No sir, we don’t do that


Man: Oh shoot. I was just talking to my wife and she gave me a list of things to do and I can’t remember! I thought I would check with you rather than call her back and let her know I wasn’t listening!

Agent: I’m sorry to hear that sir, but as I said, we don’t listen to civilian conversations. However, you should:
1. Pick up a gallon of milk
2. 2 dozen eggs
3. 4 Macintosh apples
4. Help Sofia with her math homework
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