The First Time

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner. The girl tells her boyfriend that she would like to “do it” for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic but he has never done it before so he goes to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for over an hour and tells the boy everything there is to know about protection.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy whether he would like the 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. Boy picks the family pack because he thinks he will be really busy since it is his first time.


The boy shows up at the girl’s house and she takes her to the dinner table where her family is sitting. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

One minute pass and the boy is still in deep prayer with his head down. This continues for 20 minutes and he shows no movement. Finally the girl leans over and whispers”I had no idea you were so religious”

The boy whispers back” I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!’