A fool is walking down the street, dragging a brick on a leash behind him.
A cop sees him and says to himself: “I’ll make fun of him.”
He walks up to him and says: “Gee, you’ve got a nice dog!”
The fool replies, “Are you crazy? That’s a brick!”
The angry cop walks away.
The fool turns to the brick and says, “We got him, didn’t we, Rex?”