A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send…
Girl: Don’t you think it’s funny how the person you’re going to marry is on this earth as of right now? Boy: Yeah, haha. That’s weird. Girl: Don’t you ever wonder what…
A girl got into a bar and orders a martini. “My boyfriend told me that I was ‘One in a Million’ over the weekend,” she confides to the bartender. “Well, that was…
I got pulled over for texting while driving. Officer: Sir, you know you’re not supposed to be using your phone while driving, don’t you? Me: Well officer, I guess we all make…
A mom sent a text to her son… “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” The son replied: “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom…
A man walks into a bar and says “I’m here to drink my troubles away!” “Well you’ve come to the right place.” says the bartender, “What’ll it be?” The man replies “One…
I have a friend in prison who is very kind. Someone asked him to donate his eye, he gave it for free. Someone asked for his kidney, he also gave it for…
A stand-up comic gets a gig to perform at a old age home. Soon into his act he notices that most of the old people there are pretty out of it so…