An elderly gentleman with a hearing problem goes to an audiologist, who fits him with hearing aids. A month later, the man returns to the doctor for a checkup. “Your hearing is…
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G,…
Kevin was in love and wanted to introduce his bride-to-be to his mother. But in order to get an unbiased opinion, he invited over three other female friends as well and didn’t…
Kid going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him “What’s wrong?” Nervous, the kid asks, “How long do I have to go to school for?” “Until…
One morning a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to…
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of…