A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him…
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink.” So he…
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of this…
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior’s Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want any…
An old gentleman was getting a physical before marrying a young woman. The doctor asked admiringly, “How old are you, sir?” The old gentleman replied, “Eighty-seven.” The doctor asked, “And the bride?”…
Jane was tired of her husband coming home drunk, and decided to scare him straight. One night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on…
Kevin Smith always read the obituary column. His friends knew his habit, so one day they decided to play a trick on him by placing his name and picture in the obituaries….
A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time and asks, “Do you have any turkey?” The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on…