A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in…
A penguin is driving to the mall when all of a sudden his engine starts running really rough, and smoke is coming from under the hood. Luckily, there’s an auto repair shop…
A bus driver was called into court for killing 24 children and 6 adults. The judge asks the bus driver “why did you kill all those innocent people?” The bus driver, looking…
After his recent stay in the hospital, Pa was particularly irritable, especially regarding food. At a nearby restaurant he stopped for a quick meal and the waiter provided a bowl of soup….
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, except one girl, laughed uproariously….
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the…
A defendant in a lawsuit involving a large sum of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose the case, I’ll be ruined,” he said. “It’s in the judge’s hands now,”…