“Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today to bid farewell to our departed neighbour, old Bob Flowers. Is there anyone in the congregation who would like to say a few nice words…
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied. “I’ve never done either.” “Do…
A man has returned to his car after coming out of a local shopping centre and notices that his rear bumper is completely bashed in and the back half of his car…
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls…
A woman awakens from a coma, no longer pregnant. “Congratulations! You delivered a boy and a girl!” The nurse said. “That’s great! Who named them?” She asked. “Your husband did. He named…
A couple in their 80’s were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they…
An environmentalist was giving a speech and told his audience that if we continue on our present course all life on earth will be gone in 50 years A member of the…