Long Jokes

A blond and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blond asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, “I think I’ll buy a new set of…

Once a blond police officer stopped a man and asked for his driving license. She saw it and told the man “it says here that you must wear glasses” The man said…

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex…

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree….

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head on an island and they were almost starving. In the end the brunette decided she would rather die trying to get back…

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man…

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain that’s the size of my computer screen”. The surprised salesman replies:…

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were hiking when they came across a cliff. There was no bridge and they couldn’t think of anyother way to get across so they…