A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of…
1960’s arithmetic test: A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four fifths of that amount. What is his profit? 1970’s new-math test: A…
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and…
The young girl arrived for an interview to become a trainee executive. “So, Miss Brightly, what are your qualifications?” “Well I graduated from Oxford with a first-class honours degree, having achieved the…
Finding himself lost, a motorist stops to ask a farmer for directions and as they are talking he notices a pig with a wooden leg. “Why’s that pig got a wooden leg?”…
A man and a parrot find themselves sitting next to each other on a plane. As the stewardess comes along, the man asks for a coffee, at which point the parrot shouts,…