A girl got into a bar and orders a martini. “My boyfriend told me that I was ‘One in a Million’ over the weekend,” she confides to the bartender. “Well, that was…
I got pulled over for texting while driving. Officer: Sir, you know you’re not supposed to be using your phone while driving, don’t you? Me: Well officer, I guess we all make…
My heart sank when I got a text from my gf “I can’t take this anymore, let’s break up ” You can imagine the tears of joy I had when I received…
A mom sent a text to her son… “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” The son replied: “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom…
My friend sent me a text saying he was feeling down and wanted to hear a joke to cheer him up. I told “Don’t worry, I’ll tell you a joke later, I’m…
I was so confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They blessed the rains…
A man walks into a bar and says “I’m here to drink my troubles away!” “Well you’ve come to the right place.” says the bartender, “What’ll it be?” The man replies “One…
I once donated a kidney and everyone said I was so selfless and that I was a hero. Later that month I donated three more and all of a sudden I’m some…