I have a friend in prison who is very kind. Someone asked him to donate his eye, he gave it for free. Someone asked for his kidney, he also gave it for…
A stand-up comic gets a gig to perform at a old age home. Soon into his act he notices that most of the old people there are pretty out of it so…
I had the best Dad moment last night… *actual conversation with my 8 year old* Son: Dad… how many kidneys do I have? Me: Two. You have two, son. Son: Nope… I…
Pill commercials nowadays be like “After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!” “Consult a doctor if you’re experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision,…
I’m a physicist. It’s 3 AM. A woman paces angrily in her house waiting for her physicist husband to come home. Finally he does. As he walks through the door she glares…
A man walks into a supermarket. He grabs a bag of dog food, and brings it to the checkout. The cashier says: “sorry, according to store policy you need to bring your…
Three frogs exploring the forest decide to find a place to sleep since it was becoming late. One of the frogs spots a house in the distance so the three head towards…
I just scored a 170 on an online IQ test and only had to answer three simple questions. 1.My credit card number 2.My social security number 3.Uploading a signed copy of my…