Be careful about drunk driving as we are getting close to Christmas and police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led…
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and…
A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said: “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world…
A man’s wife doesn’t come home one night. The next morning, the wife tells her husband that she had slept over at a friends house. The husband then contacted all of his…
There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can’t seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he…
A young couple was getting ready to give birth to their first child and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they…
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee. The first employee elected to double and pass it on. The…
A guy is imprisoned for his first time On his first night, a few minutes after lights-out, his cellmate moves closer to the cell-bars. A while later, someone from another cell shouts…