A woman has two admirers. One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy. Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose. And every day, the deaf…
A lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery He asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want…
A guy gets on an airplane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck. A gorgeous young stewardess comes by and asks the guy and the duck if they would like…
Three people arrive at the gates of Heaven St Peter is processing them in. “Name and occupation, please?” The first one says “Andrea Smith, I was a doctor.” “Of course. Doctors who…
A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road, so he decides to pull over….
“And will there be anything else, sir?” the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. “No, thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.” As the young man…