A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me an fucking cup of coffee, quickly!”…
Jim is in a hot-air balloon, completely lost. He sees a man in a field below and flies down to him. “Excuse me sir, but can you tell me where I am?”…
A guy walks into a bar, and takes a seat, noticing that he’s the only customer. The only person around is a bartender, who is on his phone, and who waves to…
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins,…
Be careful about drunk driving as we are getting close to Christmas and police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led…
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and…
A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said: “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world…