The year is 2028 and the United States has just elected the first woman, from Alabama, as president. A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, ‘So,…
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: “So, honey? How’s my mom doing?” He replies:…
An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I…
A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then…
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and ask to speak to the loan officer. She explains that she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks, and she…
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $5,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t…
A businessman consulted his attorney about collecting a five-hundred dollar debt from a former associate. “Have you a note or anything which proves that he owes you the money?” the lawyer wanted…
A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter. He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money…