Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why…
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm… He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news…
A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s…
A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house. He gives…
This priest decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf. He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so…
Chucky wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks … but nothing happened. Chucky decided to write God an urgent letter, requesting $100. When…
A hunter kills and eats a bald eagle, and is arrested for violating the Endangered Species Act. He pleads guilty, and throws himself on the mercy of the court. “Your Honor,” the…
“What’s your name, son?” a principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” asked the principal. The student answered, “No sir, but my dad has a…