A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she’s going home for Roshashanna. “Oh,” the Catholic girl says. “That’s the holiday when you light the eight candles, right?” “No,” the Jewish…
A man gets a flat tire outside the fence of an insane asylum. While he’s changing the tire he sees a patient on the other side of the fence observing him so…
A man asks his doctor: “Do you think I’ll live to be a hundred?” The doctor asks the man “Well, that depends. Do you drink?” “Oh, no sir! I abstain from all…
Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test…