A woman has a failing marriage, and she feels bad about it. Her husband won’t listen to her or acknowledge her, or anything. All he does is sit on the couch watching…
The Pope decides to take a cross-country tour across America, beginning in California and ending in New York. Somewhere in the Mid-West, the Popemobile breaks down, and while it’s repaired, the Pope…
A freshman is talking to the new girl in school. “You’ll like it here,” he tells her. “Everyone is pretty chill, the teachers are all nice, but the principal is kind of…
A Mini Cooper with dark tinted windows pulls up next to a Rolls Royce at a red light. The Mini driver rolls down his window and asks the Rolls Royce driver, “You…
A woman walks into a diner carrying a dog under her arm. She puts the dog on the counter and announces that the dog can talk. The woman says she has $100…