Two beautiful statues were in a park, facing each other across the grass, one of a young girl and the other of a young man, looking towards each other like young lovers….
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat), or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.”…
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here’s what the kids…
A guy receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the upper corner of the stadium;…
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1. Only in America . . . can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America . . . are there handicap parking places in front…
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus were invited to a party. On the way, the dumb blonde’s car broke down. The smart blonde missed the bus. Two of Santa…
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but…