Three tomatoes are walking down the street. A poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby…
Sherlock Holmes enters Baker Street. with a basket of lemons. Watson asks: “Where did you get so many lemons from, Holmes “? To which Holmes replies, “A lemon tree, Watson.”
A fool is walking down the street, dragging a brick on a leash behind him. A cop sees him and says to himself: “I’ll make fun of him.” He walks up to…
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and says, “This girl looks so…
A rookie cop is at an intersection. While he’s at the red light, he sees a street sign that reads: “WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS” A few seconds later he notices a lady walking…
A man walks into the dentists office and tells the receptionist, “I feel like a moth” She tells him “You probably want the psychologist down the street” The man says “I know”…
Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them. Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, says to the young and naive Sister Patrick, “See…
A kid sees a homeless guy begging on the street, And gets to chatting with him. The guy is nice enough but obtains from the conversation that the lad is off to…