A San Francisco cop sees a well dressed man lying in the street by the curb… He asked the man “What happened to you?” The man replied “My wife and I were…
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my…
A blonde calls out to a man on the street: “Excuse me, what time is it now?” “It is 4:35.” “That is strange.” “What is?” “Every time I ask this question, different…
A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back Another man on the other side of the road asked, “Where are you going?” The naked man replied,…
A man is in a mental hospital because he believes himself to be a seed. He is treated for years by one of the world’s best psychiatrists. After 6 years, he finally…
A policeman is driving past a roadside apple stand when he notices the sign: “Apple seeds, guaranteed to make you smarter, $20 per seed.” He pulls over and informs the vendor that…
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at the eagle and notices a…