A policeman is driving past a roadside apple stand when he notices the sign: “Apple seeds, guaranteed to make you smarter, $20 per seed.” He pulls over and informs the vendor that…
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at the eagle and notices a…
A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says “I smell tulips it must be spring”. The mother mole pokes her head…
Mary needed veggies for dinner but her nails weren’t dry yet, and she had friends coming over. She sends a text to her husband: “Honey please don’t forget to buy vegetables on…
Just a little dumb funny thing my boss told me one day. When I first started construction I had to move 300 sheets of dry wall. After about 50 I asked him…
A man buys a paint factory in a small town. He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they’d be able to handle a fire at his plant….
A collector of rare books ran into a friend who told him he had just thrown out an old Bible that he had found in a dusty old box. The collector’s friend…