With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to…
A leper goes to watch a baseball game but when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat. Because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, he’s very concerned about…
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following…
Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?” Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!” She points up and…
A drunk driver is being interrogated. Detective: okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top. Driver: I don’t know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of…
David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him. After about 5 minutes the driver says “Go on then…
Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said, “Paddy, I need a favor – I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him in the pub for an hour…
A guy calls 911 in a panic. “My wife is having a baby! Her contractions are only one minute apart!” “Calm down,” the 911 operator says. “Is this her first child?” “No,…