Three sister die in a car crash. All three sisters make it up to heaven where they are greeted by God himself. God opens the pearly gates to reveal ducks everywhere God…
An Englishman, an American and an Irishman walk into a Bar. Each orders a double scotch. Through a stroke of misfortune, a fly lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman calls…
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister…
A woman sees a beautiful bracelet in the window of a jewellery shop and decides that she wants it, but she doesn’t have enough money to buy it. Then she has an…
There was a farmer who was very protective of his daughters. Before every date, he would meet the young man at the porch with his shotgun, and if he didn’t measure up,…
A man is flying on a very expensive airline in first class when the sudden urge to relieve himself overwhelms him. He runs to the bathroom to find its occupied. He bangs…
An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was…
A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she’s going home for Roshashanna. “Oh,” the Catholic girl says. “That’s the holiday when you light the eight candles, right?” “No,” the Jewish…