A man walks into a convenience store with a gun and demands all the money in the cash register. After the cashier puts the money in a bag, the robber sees a…
A woman walked into a bar with a big, vicious-looking monster on a leash. “Sorry, madam,” said the bartender, “but that creature looks dangerous. You’ll have to tie him up outside.” The…
These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: 1) My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today….
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet….
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the…
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out….
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at…