A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. “I’m here for the costume party,” he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up…
An American, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performance. They were in the back peeking through the crowd of people, The performer noticed them struggling to…
A San Francisco cop sees a well dressed man lying in the street by the curb… He asked the man “What happened to you?” The man replied “My wife and I were…
Just met my friend on the street crying his eyes out so I asked him what was wrong. He said “Today is the 2nd of the 2nd 2022 and I just turned…
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my…
A blonde calls out to a man on the street: “Excuse me, what time is it now?” “It is 4:35.” “That is strange.” “What is?” “Every time I ask this question, different…
A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back Another man on the other side of the road asked, “Where are you going?” The naked man replied,…
A man is in a mental hospital because he believes himself to be a seed. He is treated for years by one of the world’s best psychiatrists. After 6 years, he finally…