A policeman is driving past a roadside apple stand when he notices the sign: “Apple seeds, guaranteed to make you smarter, $20 per seed.” He pulls over and informs the vendor that…
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at the eagle and notices a…
A family of moles wake up from hibernation. They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there’s a layer of concrete that…
Mary needed veggies for dinner but her nails weren’t dry yet, and she had friends coming over. She sends a text to her husband: “Honey please don’t forget to buy vegetables on…
Just a little dumb funny thing my boss told me one day. When I first started construction I had to move 300 sheets of dry wall. After about 50 I asked him…
A man buys a paint factory in a small town. He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they’d be able to handle a fire at his plant….
A collector of rare books ran into a friend who told him he had just thrown out an old Bible that he had found in a dusty old box. The collector’s friend…
I recently heard about a young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross country adventure… So, I headed down to the library with my daughter…