A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and…
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess…
A teacher asked Johnny, “What does a chicken give us?” Johnny replied, “eggs.” “Very good, Johnny. Jessica, what does a sheep give us?” “Wool.” “Very good, Jessica. Robbie, what does a cow…
A woman has two admirers. One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy. Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose. And every day, the deaf…
A lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery He asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want…
A guy gets on an airplane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck. A gorgeous young stewardess comes by and asks the guy and the duck if they would like…
Three people arrive at the gates of Heaven St Peter is processing them in. “Name and occupation, please?” The first one says “Andrea Smith, I was a doctor.” “Of course. Doctors who…
A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy doesn’t move. “Pull,…