A man calls the National Security Agency… Man: Hello, I heard you record all our phone conversations, is that correct? Agent: No sir, we don’t do that Man: Oh shoot. I was…
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through the big book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes…
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked…
After a preacher dies and goes to Heaven, he notices that a New York cab driver has been awarded a higher place. “I don’t understand,” he complains to Saint Peter. “I devoted…
Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge arms and legs and swims…
Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor. The Doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure…
While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, “How old are they?” The guard replies, “They are 73 million, four years, and six months…
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I…