Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Guy: That’s when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired. Guy: Thanks. I really needed this Yob.
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have…
A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing the opposite way, back to each…
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well…
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the docotor inquired. “Well, I’m 35 years…
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and…
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess…
A teacher asked Johnny, “What does a chicken give us?” Johnny replied, “eggs.” “Very good, Johnny. Jessica, what does a sheep give us?” “Wool.” “Very good, Jessica. Robbie, what does a cow…