One day, Hitler went to a fortune teller. He asked her, “when will I die?” She replied “You will die on a day that is a Jewish holiday.” stunned, he asked “What?…
A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road, so he decides to pull over….
“And will there be anything else, sir?” the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. “No, thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.” As the young man…
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me an fucking cup of coffee, quickly!”…
Jim is in a hot-air balloon, completely lost. He sees a man in a field below and flies down to him. “Excuse me sir, but can you tell me where I am?”…
A guy walks into a bar, and takes a seat, noticing that he’s the only customer. The only person around is a bartender, who is on his phone, and who waves to…
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins,…
A man and his wife are travelling through the United States, when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimee. They quickly start arguing about…