According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it…
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again….
A guy is seeking enlightenment and goes to a monastery and speaks to the head monk. The monk says, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words…
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than that Irish cop because he is a lawyer, from London,…
A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When…
A wealthy man was having an affair with a gorgeous Italian woman for several years. Although the relationship was hush-hush at home, things hit the fan really hard when cuddle time turned…
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It…