Kid going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him “What’s wrong?” Nervous, the kid asks, “How long do I have to go to school for?” “Until…
One morning a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to…
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of…
Two buddies are up late smoking a beer. The first guy says “what time is it” to which the second guy says “I’m not sure, here give me that trombone” The first…
A man went to Rome to study opera. At his first venue he sang his heart out and the audience shouted “Sing it again.” So he sang it again and the audience…