A 90 year-old man is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: “Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?” And Sarah says, “Yes,…
Two old friends caught up for lunch. Greg and Barry hadn’t seen each other for over twenty years. “How have you been?” Barry asked. “I’ve been good” Greg said, ordering from the…
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.” The vet picks up the cat…
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hid…
A man walked into a stockbroker’s office and said to the receptionist, “I just won the lottery, and I want to open an account with your %**!&%*! company.” Heads turned in shock…
2 guys decide to go down to Mexico and start a bungee jumping business. So they go down to Mexico and start setting up the equipment on a bridge while a curious…
There were three guys on the C.N. tower and the tour guide told them that if either one of them could throw their watches over the side and run down and catch…
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, ”You may each go down the slide,…