There was a tribe that made new thrones for each chief, while burning the previous throne. One day, a man thought, “Hey, let’s just store these thrones in memorium of our previous…
An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day. “I got you a job. It’s a one-liner.” “That’s okay!” replies the actor, “I’ve been out of work for so long…
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks “If I show you something crazy, would let me have free…
Higlemire and his wife entered the dentist’s office. “I want a tooth pulled,” he said. “We’re in a big hurry, so let’s not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of…
The woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he…
Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people…
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense…
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around…