Every night, Harry goes out drinking. And every night, his wife, Louise, yells at him. One day, one of Louise’s friends suggests that she try a different tack. “Welcome him home with…
The little boy’s mother had been away for a week’s conference and on returning she asked her son how he’d been. “It was OK,” said Ben, “except there was dreadful thunder and…
One evening Father passed his daughter’s bedroom and heard her saying her prayers. Smiling to himself, he stopped to listen and heard her say, “God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, God bless…
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her,…
An elderly couple died in their sleep after long lives and found themselves in heaven. After greeting them, Saint Peter took them on a tour of their new environment. He said, “Here…
Four expectant fathers pace back and forth in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins!”…
A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. “Dad, what music did you like growing up?” “I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father…
A teacher asks her class their favorite afterschool snacks. “Decklyn,” the teacher calls to the new student in the back of the room, “what’s your favorite afterschool snack?” “Nuts,” he replies. “Very…