Long Jokes

When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots.’ Then she will get on…

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for…

Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, “Okay class, we’re going to go around the room…

A man was lying ill in hospital and was visited by his son. Suddenly, the father began to gasp for breath and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his…

A man walks into a bar. “Hey, barman, I’m a bit strapped for cash. If I show you something truly amazing, will you give me a free beer?” “Everybody tries that one…

At the World Women’s Conference, a feminist speaker from Germany stood up: “At last year’s conference we talked about being more assertive with our husbands. After the conference I went home and…

Three ducks walk into a bar. “Hello, who are you?” the barman asks. The first duck replies, “I’m Huey.” “I bet you are,” says the barman. “And how’s your day been, Huey?”…

Farmer John was taking his cow and it’s newborn calf to sell in the auction. On the way farmer John got robbed by thieves, who beat him up, stripped him of his…