Sid won a ticket in a raffle to go to the FA Cup Final at Wembley. When he gets inside the stadium he realizes that the seat is quite low down at…
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. He snatches…
A Texan was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars” she whispers. Steve had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell,…
A woman awakens in the middle of the night to find her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him…
Four business men are flying over the the UK having tea and taking in the sites The first man who is English looks out of the window and cries “Ah there is…
A Licensed Counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children… “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed…