A couple had been married for a long time, but could never get along very well. Many times, late at night, there would be screams and shouts from their house. The old…
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can’t do it because…
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “Just watch, this is the dumbest kid in the whole world.” The barber puts a dollar bill in…
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day,…
Though the walls of our apartment complex aren’t particularly thin, the floors and ceilings act as amplifiers. One night, several months ago, my wife and I were lying in bed. Noticing the…
The Dean from the University of Northern Colorado was a victim of a hit and run. He was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law…
A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the…