Five old men are playing poker one night, when Andy loses $1000 on a single hand, stands up, clutches his chest and drops dead on the floor. The other four stand up,…
Suzie was flying back home with her seven year old son Max from visiting her parents in Florida. As they got off the plane Max asked his mom, “So who is picking…
Tom Smith was a new recruit in the British Army. On his first day, an officer came up to him and said, “What is your name?” “Tom Smith,” he replied. The officer…
Little Johnny’s dog Lassie was sick and the boy was afraid that his dad would come back from the bet with bad news. As his dad stepped through the door with Lassie…
Jane Brown walked in to the dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” she asked. “It’s $130,″ was the prompt reply. “$130!” gasped…
A little girl named Mary was struggling with her art assignment. While the rest of the children handed in beautiful drawings, Mary turned in a blank piece of paper. Confused, the teacher…
Sometime in the 1970s a shipment of meat arrives in a town in the Soviet Union . The townspeople line up at the town store to wait to be given their rations….
A doctor, an architect and a lawyer are arguing about which of their jobs is oldest. The doctor says: “It’s definitely mine. On the 6th day of creation, God gave surgery to…