A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but…
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where…
A policeman, an archer, and a soldier are on an airplane losing altitude. The pilot yells to these passengers, “We’re carrying too much weight, drop whatever you got!” The policeman drops his…
Jack and Jill have grown up. They’ve graduated from college, and got a job at the same company. One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their boss decides…
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their…
Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you…
A woman is having lunch in a Los Angeles cafe when a man approaches her table. “Excuse me, miss,” the man says, “my wife and I are visiting from out of town….
On a visit to see his grandmother, a teen boy listens as she goes on and on about the cost of living. “When I was a young girl,” she moans, “you could…