Sid won a ticket in a raffle to go to the FA Cup Final at Wembley. When he gets inside the stadium he realizes that the seat is quite low down at…
A blonde phones her boyfriend and says, “Please come over and help me. I’ve got this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What…
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. He snatches…
A Texan was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars” she whispers. Steve had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell,…
A homeless man knocks on a woman’s door, looking for help. “Think you could spare a few bucks? Maybe some food?” The woman thinks to herself for a few seconds, then says,…
A woman awakens in the middle of the night to find her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him…
Four business men are flying over the the UK having tea and taking in the sites The first man who is English looks out of the window and cries “Ah there is…
A Licensed Counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children… “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed…