A cop pulls over an old lady driving very slowly on the highway and sees three other old ladies in the car, all of whom are terrified. Cop: I pulled you over…
A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide. Printer: “Why do you need pages that…
I don’t get excited about gifts the way other people do, and it drives my wife nuts. For Father’s Day, my wife was determined to get a reaction out of me and…
The conductor came in and started checking the tickets of the passengers. He approached the lady sitting in the first seat. She didn’t have a ticket. The conductor fined her 20$ even…
A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing…
A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send…
Girl: Don’t you think it’s funny how the person you’re going to marry is on this earth as of right now? Boy: Yeah, haha. That’s weird. Girl: Don’t you ever wonder what…
A girl got into a bar and orders a martini. “My boyfriend told me that I was ‘One in a Million’ over the weekend,” she confides to the bartender. “Well, that was…