Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Holden cap. The man in the Holden cap approaches the bartender and makes a bet: ‘I’ll…
A woman calls her husband at work to share some news. “I’m kind of busy right now, babe, can’t it wait until I get home?” “Not really,” she replies. “I’ve just got…
“Well there is one heart, very rare but the very best. It belonged to a sixty-five-year-old man. He drank and smoked to excess, he was thirty pounds overweight and he never exercised….
The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.” The bartender…
A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but…
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where…
A policeman, an archer, and a soldier are on an airplane losing altitude. The pilot yells to these passengers, “We’re carrying too much weight, drop whatever you got!” The policeman drops his…